Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Being asked solicitously about the \ | state of her health was becoming | | bothersome to the pregnant woman at the | | cocktail party. And yet another guest | | went over and inquired, "Well, how are | | you feeling these days?" | | | | "Not too well," said the expectant | | mother. "You know, I've missed seven or | | eight periods now and it's beginning to | \ worry me." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;