Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Kinkler's First Law: \ | | | Responsibility always exceeds | | authority. | | | | Kinkler's Second Law: | | | \ All the easy problems have been solved. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;