Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Get in touch with your feelings of \ | hostility against the dying light. | | | | -- Dylan Thomas [paraphrased | \ periphrastically] / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;