Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is not for me to attempt to fathom \ | the inscrutable workings of Providence. | | | \ -- The Earl of Birkenhead / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;