Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / [Babe] Ruth made a big mistake when he \ | gave up pitching. | | | \ -- Tris Speaker, 1921 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;