Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Remove me from this land of slaves, \ | Where all are fools, and all are | | knaves, Where every knave and fool is | | bought, Yet kindly sells himself for | | nought; | | | \ -- Jonathan Swift / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;