Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You don't sew with a fork, so I see no \ | reason to eat with knitting needles. | | | \ -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;