Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In order to live free and happily, you \ | must sacrifice boredom. It is not | \ always an easy sacrifice. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;