Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It was pleasant to me to get a letter \ | from you the other day. Perhaps I | | should have found it pleasanter if I | | had been able to decipher it. I don't | | think that I mastered anything beyond | | the date (which I knew) and the | | signature (which I guessed at). There's | | a singular and a perpetual charm in a | | letter of yours; it never grows old, it | | never loses its novelty. Other letters | | are read and thrown away and forgotten, | | but yours are kept forever -- unread. | | One of them will last a reasonable man | | a lifetime. | | | \ -- Thomas Aldrich / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;