Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / T-shirt: \ | | | Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop | \ calling me chum! / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;