Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This is Betty Frenel. I don't know who \ | to call but I can't reach my | | Food-a-holics partner. I'm at Vido's on | | my second pizza with sausage and | \ mushroom. Jim, come and get me! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;