Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so \ | that you could make the earth spin real | | fast and freak everybody out. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;