Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Overfiend: many patches on top \ | of 4.0.1 already? Oskuro: a | \ few only 152 megs / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;