Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It would be nice if the Food and Drug \ | Administration stopped issuing warnings | | about toxic substances and just gave me | | the names of one or two things still | | safe to eat. | | | \ -- Robert Fuoss / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;