Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / After all, all he did was string \ | together a lot of old, well-known | | quotations. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;