Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / America!! I saw it all!! Vomiting! \ | Waving! JERRY FALWELLING into your void | | tube of UHF oblivion!! SAFEWAY of the | \ mind ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;