Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] \ | took about 5 minutes to find.. We need | | to find some new terms to describe the | | rest of us mere mortals then. | | | | -- Craig Schlenter in response to Linus | \ Torvalds's / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;