Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Decade Blending: \ | | | In clothing: the indiscriminate | | combination of two or more items from | | various decades to create a personal | | mood: Sheila = Mary Quant earrings | | (1960s) + cork wedgie platform shows | | (1970s) + black leather jacket (1950s | | and 1980s). | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;