Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "I say we take off; nuke the site from \ | orbit. It's the only way to be sure." | | | \ -- Corporal Hicks, in "Aliens" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;