Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Slang is language that takes off its \ | coat, spits on its hands, and goes to | \ work. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;