Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Egotist: A person of low taste, more \ | interested in himself than in me. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;