Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Death comes on every passing breeze, He \ | lurks in every flower; Each season has | | its own disease, Its peril -- every | | hour. | | | \ -- Reginald Heber / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;