Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he \ | has not an enemy in the world, and none | | of his friends like him either. | | | \ -- Oscar Wilde / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;