Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When a Banker jumps out of a window, \ | jump after him--that's where the money | | is. | | | \ -- Robespierre / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;