Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The abuse of greatness is when it \ | disjoins remorse from power. | | | \ -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;