Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD \ \ ... He's so ... so ... URGENT!! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;