Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Physically there is nothing to \ | distinguish human society from the | | farm-yard except that children are more | | troublesome and costly than chickens | | and women are not so completely | | enslaved as farm stock. | | | | -- George Bernard Shaw, "Getting | \ Married" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;