Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One of the major difficulties Trillian \ | experienced in her relationship with | | Zaphod was learning to distinguish | | between him pretending to be stupid | | just to get people off their guard, | | pretending to be stupid because he | | couldn't be bothered to think and | | wanted someone else to do it for him, | | pretending to be so outrageously stupid | | to hide the fact that he actually | | didn't understand what was going on, | | and really being genuinely stupid. He | | was reknowned for being quite clever | | and quite clearly was so -- but not all | | the time, which obviously worried him, | | hence the act. He preferred people to | | be puzzled rather than contemptuous. | | This above all appeared to Trillian to | | be genuinely stupid, but she could no | | longer be bothered to argue about. | | | | -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's | \ Guide to the Galaxy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;