Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Well, you can implement a Perl peek() \ | with unpack('P',...). Once you have | | that, there's only security through | | obscurity. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710161537.IAA07828@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;