Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Democracy becomes a government of \ | bullies, tempered by editors. | | | \ -- Ralph Waldo Emerson / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;