Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Humor in the Court: Q. Did you ever \ | stay all night with this man in New | | York? A. I refuse to answer that | | question. Q. Did you ever stay all | | night with this man in Chicago? A. I | | refuse to answer that question. Q. Did | | you ever stay all night with this man | \ in Miami? A. No. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;