Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. \ | But this wasn't it. | | | \ -- Groucho Marx / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;