Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / IN MY OPINION anyone interested in \ | improving himself should not rule out | | becoming pure energy. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;