Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Veal-Fattening Pen: \ | | | Small, cramped office workstations | | built of fabric-covered disassemblable | | wall partitions and inhabited by junior | | staff members. Named after the small | | preslaughter cubicles used by the | | cattle industry. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;