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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Submission                              \
|                                         |
| A nation is like a hierarchy, a         |
| marketplace, and a maiden. A maiden     |
| wins her husband by submitting to his   |
| advances; Submission is a means of      |
| union. So when a large country submits  |
| to a small country It will adopt the    |
| small country; When a small country     |
| submits to a large country It will be   |
| adopted by the large country; The one   |
| submits and adopts; The other submits   |
| and is adopted. It is in the interest   |
| of a large country to unite and gain    |
| service, And in the interest of a small |
| country to unite and gain patronage; If |
| both would serve their interests, Both  |
| must submit.                            |
|                                         |
\ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;