Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Submission \ | | | A nation is like a hierarchy, a | | marketplace, and a maiden. A maiden | | wins her husband by submitting to his | | advances; Submission is a means of | | union. So when a large country submits | | to a small country It will adopt the | | small country; When a small country | | submits to a large country It will be | | adopted by the large country; The one | | submits and adopts; The other submits | | and is adopted. It is in the interest | | of a large country to unite and gain | | service, And in the interest of a small | | country to unite and gain patronage; If | | both would serve their interests, Both | | must submit. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;