Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The best that we can do is to be kindly \ | and helpful toward our friends and | | fellow passengers who are clinging to | | the same speck of dirt while we are | | drifting side by side to our common | | doom. | | | \ -- Clarence Darrow / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;