Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, \ | Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged | | ants, I come before you to stand behind | | you To tell you of something I know | | nothing about. Next Thursday (which is | | good Friday), There will be a | | convention held in the Women's Club | | which is strictly for Men. Admission is | | free, pay at the door, Pull up a chair, | | and sit on the floor. It was a summer's | | day in winter, And the snow was raining | | fast, As a barefoot boy with shoes on, | | Stood sitting in the grass. Oh, that | | bright day in the dead of night, Two | | dead men got up to fight. Three blind | | men to see fair play, Forty mutes to | | yell "Hooray"! Back to back, they faced | | each other, Drew their swords and shot | | each other. A deaf policeman heard the | | noise, Came and arrested those two dead | \ boys. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;