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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, \
| Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged      |
| ants, I come before you to stand behind |
| you To tell you of something I know     |
| nothing about. Next Thursday (which is  |
| good Friday), There will be a           |
| convention held in the Women's Club     |
| which is strictly for Men. Admission is |
| free, pay at the door, Pull up a chair, |
| and sit on the floor. It was a summer's |
| day in winter, And the snow was raining |
| fast, As a barefoot boy with shoes on,  |
| Stood sitting in the grass. Oh, that    |
| bright day in the dead of night, Two    |
| dead men got up to fight. Three blind   |
| men to see fair play, Forty mutes to    |
| yell "Hooray"! Back to back, they faced |
| each other, Drew their swords and shot  |
| each other. A deaf policeman heard the  |
| noise, Came and arrested those two dead |
\ boys.                                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;