Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / sushi, n.: \ | | | When that-which-may-still-be-alive is | | put on top of rice and | | | \ strapped on with electrical tape. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;