Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________ / Rules for Academic Deans: \ | | | (1) HIDE!!!! | | | | (2) If they find you, LIE!!!! | | | \ -- Father Damian C. Fandal / ------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;