Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Money can't buy happiness, but it can \ | make you awfully comfortable while | | you're being miserable. | | | \ -- C. B. Luce / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;