Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Marigold: Jealousy Mint: Virtue Orange \ | blossom: Your purity equals your | | loveliness Orchid: Beauty, magnificence | | Pansy: Thoughts Peach blossom: I am | | your captive Petunia: Your presence | | soothes me Poppy: Sleep Rose, any | | color: Love Rose, deep red: Bashful | | shame Rose, single, pink: Simplicity | | Rose, thornless, any: Early attachment | | Rose, white: I am worthy of you Rose, | | yellow: Decrease of love, rise of | | jealousy Rosebud, white: Girlhood, and | | a heart ignorant of love Rosemary: | | Remembrance Sunflower: Haughtiness | | Tulip, red: Declaration of love Tulip, | | yellow: Hopeless love Violet, blue: | | Faithfulness Violet, white: Modesty | | Zinnia: Thoughts of absent friends | | | | * An upside-down blossom reverses the | \ meaning. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;