Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fun experiments: \ | | | Get a can of shaving cream, throw it in | | a freezer for about a week. | | | | Then take it out, peel the metal off | | and put it where you want... | | | | bedroom, car, etc. As it thaws, it | \ expands an unbelievable amount. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;