Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In science it often happens that \ | scientists say, 'You know that's a | | really good argument; my position is | | mistaken,' and then they actually | | change their minds and you never hear | | that old view from them again. They | | really do it. It doesn't happen as | | often as it should, because scientists | | are human and change is sometimes | | painful. But it happens every day. I | | cannot recall the last time something | | like that happened in politics or | | religion. | | | | -- Carl Sagan, 1987 CSICOP keynote | \ address / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;