Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Care at the End \ | | | He who acts, spoils; He who grasps, | | loses. People often fail on the verge | | of success; Take care at the end as at | | the beginning, So that you may avoid | | failure. The sage desires no-desire, | | Values no-value, Learns no-learning, | | And returns to the places that people | | have forgotten; He would help all | | people to become natural, But then he | | would not be natural. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;