Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "Of course there's no reason for it, | \ it's just our policy." / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;