Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Absolutely nothing should be concluded \ | from these figures except that no | | conclusion can be drawn from them." (By | | Joseph L. Brothers, Linux/PowerPC | \ Project) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;