Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The price one pays for pursuing any \ | profession, or calling, is an intimate | | knowledge of its ugly side. -- James | \ Baldwin / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;