Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ladybug, ladybug, Look to your stern! \ | Your house is on fire, Your children | | will burn! So jump ye and sing, for The | | very first time The four lines above | | Have been put into rhyme. | | | \ -- Walt Kelly / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;