Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The startling truth finally became \ | apparent, and it was this: Numbers | | written on restaurant checks within the | | confines of restaurants do not follow | | the same mathematical laws as numbers | | written on any other pieces of paper in | | any other parts of the Universe. This | | single statement took the scientific | | world by storm. So many mathematical | | conferences got held in such good | | restaurants that many of the finest | | minds of a generation died of obesity | | and heart failure, and the science of | | mathematics was put back by years. | | | \ -- Douglas Adams / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;