Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The number of computer scientists in a \ | room is inversely proportional to the | \ number of bugs in their code. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;