Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / IBM: \ | | | [International Business Machines Corp.] | | Also known as Itty Bitty | | | | Machines or The Lawyer's Friend. The | | dominant force in computer | | | | marketing, having supplied worldwide | | some 75% of all known hardware | | | | and 10% of all software. To protect | | itself from the litigious envy | | | | of less successful organizations, such | | as the US government, IBM | | | | employs 68% of all known ex-Attorneys' | \ General. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;